through a teens eyes

so every 4th people will spend fistfuls of money for things that last 30 seconds and shoot flaming balls. best day of the year period. so as we usually do, me and my family went to a fireworks stand today to purchase 40.00 dollars worth of fun, but while there i noticed something. there was an incredible amount of safe and lame fireworks, to the average guy your probably thinking ''what? i cant purchase 200$ worth of things that leave me stumpy?''. while this is going on the ladies are thinking ''what can i purchase that guarantees my safety as well as his eyebrows?''. so after all this thinking they end up buying only one or two big boy toys while spending the rest on an mudane amount of sparklers. so like all men he begins to formulate ways to combine 59 sparklers, electric tape, and a empty soda bottle. end result. a big flash that leaves you in a dazed stupor for the rest of the 4th of july. this cycle repeats itself every year with many families. that is the true meaning of the 4th. so to everyone have a safe and lame (i mean sane) 4th!!